Saturday, July 28, 2012

An Exciting Day at Rapture Bible College (some names have been changed to protect the guilty)

    by Dave MacPherson
     Professor John Wallboard:  Welcome to Advanced Rapture Techniques, course no. 666. If you study hard you'll get a Rapture Franchise someday. Talk about money! You'll be so successful you can even have a scandal or two and folks will still love you. Some of our star graduates are Tommy Eisegesis, Hal Lindseedy, Dwight Plentycost, Chas. Ryewheat, Chas. Stainley, Jimmy Swagger, Jack Van Empty, Edgar Whizheain't, and Jack Wiles. Does anybody already know any rapture gimmicks?
     Tim (a student): I do. Pastor Stainley recently showed how fast the "twinkling of an eye" is by blinking his eye and making everyone laugh. Then, with sleight of mouth, he said the rapture will happen that fast. No one even noticed (heh, heh) that this passage doesn't say how fast the catching up is. But I knew he only wanted to compare the rapture with the final advent. Actually, Matt. 24:31's "gather" (in a posttrib setting) could be just as fast. But if we admit this, we lose a good pretrib argument, right?
     Prof. Wallboard: Excellent, Tim. Now here's a technique on the "day of the Lord" I've used. Everyone ties together the rapture and the start of this "day." Since we're pretrib we naturally stretch forward this "day" and tie it to our rapture----what Darby and Scofield never dared to do. Since Acts 2:20 puts the (posttrib) sun/moon darkening before this "day," our prophecy charts would be more honest if they showed this darkening near the tribulation's start. But it would hurt us, so we just ignore Acts 2:20 and no one (hee, hee) ever seems to notice! Does anyone know how pretrib began?
     Tim: I do. Our books claim that around 1830 John Darby discovered the church/Israel "dichotomy" which led him to pretrib. But my research has uncovered some long-covered-up facts. Darby brought the "new" (his term) pretrib view to the U.S. during the 1860's and 1870's. He seemed to view Southerners as ignorant and never once visited what had been the Confederate States. However, he later inspired outsiders and inside "Judases" to pretribize the South, taking advantage of the Civil War's chaos and destruction of Southern libraries and churches. Today many Southerners are finding out that posttrib was the South's ONLY rapture view during the 1600's, 1700's, and early 1800's prior to the Great Southern Betrayal!
     Professor Wallboard, the most complete documentation on pretrib's bizarre, short-lived history is Dave MacPherson's The Rapture Plot  (300 pgs., index, bibliog., appendices), available at If MacPherson's name is typed in on Internet search engines such as Yahoo and Google, quite often the first entry is: "Dave MacPherson's the Rapture plot: weighed and found wanting." Well, the world's worst scales must have been used! This entry is based on onlyfive and a half pages (focusing on the same Plot  book) in Frank Marotta's 28-page booklet on Morgan Edwards, a booklet in which words are sloppily added, subtracted, and changed in quotes, not to mention deliberate falsification of evidence, all of which proves there's something Marotta in more than just the state of Denmark! And everyone knows that if money is paid, an entry can be listed in the first slot on search engines----proof that pretrib tries to succeed by buying as well as by lying!
     (Tim walks to the podium, pushes the professor away, and keeps on talking)
     Something has begun to bother me. Our techniques are actually lies----
     Prof. Wallboard: But, Tim----
     Tim: ----and if our view is wrong, we're gambling with millions of lives!
     Prof. Wallboard: TIM!
     Tim: Don't stop me, Professor. I've checked Darby's writings. He didn't see any "dichotomy" until LONG AFTER the Irvingites began publicly teaching pretrib in 1830. In fact, Darby didn't clearly teach pretrib himself until 1839! You also know that Scofield was a jailed forger even AFTER his conversion in 1879 and that his wife divorced him in 1883 after he deserted her and his daughters! Pretrib is a colossal hoax! I'm leaving this class and this school! And I won't be surprised if God uses financial collapses and other disasters to wake up pretrib deceivers and deceivees!
     (Tim walks out and all of the other students follow him)

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Sunday, July 15, 2012


  Many are still unaware of the eccentric, 180-year-old British theory underlying the politics of American evangelicals and Christian Zionists.
   Journalist and historian Dave MacPherson has spent more than 40 years focusing on the origin and spread of what is known as the apocalyptic "pretribulation rapture" - the inspiration behind Hal Lindsey's bestsellers of the 1970s and Tim LaHaye's today. 
   Although promoters of this endtime evacuation from earth constantly repeat their slogan that "it's imminent and always has been" (which critics view more as a sales pitch than a scriptural statement), it was unknown in all official theology and organized religion before 1830. 
   And MacPherson's research also reveals how hostile the pretrib rapture view has been to other faiths:
   It is anti-Islam. TV preacher John Hagee has been advocating "a pre-emptive military strike against Iran." (Google "Roots of Warlike Christian Zionism.")
   It is anti-Jewish. MacPherson's book "The Rapture Plot" (see Armageddon Books etc.) exposes hypocritical anti-Jewishness in even the theory's foundation.
   It is anti-Catholic. Lindsey and C. I. Scofield are two of many leaders who claim that the final Antichrist will be a Roman Catholic. (Google "Pretrib Hypocrisy.")
   It is anti-Protestant. For this reason no major Protestant denomination has ever adopted this escapist view.
   It even has some 
 anti-evangelical aspects. The first publication promoting this novel endtime view spoke degradingly of "the name by which the mixed multitude of modern Moabites love to be distinguished, - the Evangelical World." (MacPherson's "Plot," p. 85)
   Despite the above, MacPherson proves that the "glue" that holds constantly in-fighting evangelicals together long enough to be victorious voting blocs in elections is the same "fly away" view. He notes that Jerry Falwell, when giving political speeches just before an election, would unfailingly state: "We believe in the pretribulational rapture!" 
   In addition to "The Rapture Plot," MacPherson's many internet articles include "Famous Rapture Watchers," "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "Edward Irving is Unnerving," "America's Pretrib Rapture Traffickers," "Thomas Ice (Bloopers)," "Pretrib Rapture Secrecy" and "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty" (massive plagiarism, phony doctorates, changing of early "rapture" documents in order to falsely credit John Darby with this view, etc.!).
   Because of his devastating discoveries, MacPherson is now No. 1 on the "hate" list of pretrib rapture leaders!
   There's no question that the leading promoters of this bizarre 19th century end-of-the-world doctrine are solidly pro-Israel and necessarily anti-Palestinian. In light of recently uncovered facts about this fringe-British-invented belief which has always been riddled with dishonesty, many are wondering why it should ever have any influence on Middle East affairs. 
   This Johnny-come-lately view raises millions of dollars for political agendas. Only when scholars of all faiths begin to look deeply at it and widely air its "dirty linen" will it cease to be a power. It is the one theological view no one needs!
   With apologies to Winston Churchill - never has so much deception been foisted on so many by so few!

(This commentary above was posted on March 28, 2010 by a person calling herself Ruth on the following web site We copied it and reposted it because it dealt with our dear friend Dave MacPherson).
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Sunday, July 01, 2012

The True Characteristics of a Pharisee!

Are Today’s Pharisees simply wayward Christians, or members of the Synagogue of Satan?     

Many people have accused me of being “Anti-Semitic” because I question the motives of those who call themselves Christian Zionists, or point out that there exists a sinister group of diabolical people who are intent on ridding the world of the Disciples of Christ in their journey and quest of world domination. They especially attack me when I call these people “Pharisees.” They say that Pharisees are merely the old priests of the Law mentioned throughout the New Testament. At best, they say, that the word Pharisee can be used as an example of Christian hypocrites.

There were four schools of thought in Jesus’ day. From the Bible we see the Pharisees, the Sadducees and the Zealots. From religious history we also see the Essenes. The Pharisees were the strictest sect of Jews as Paul states in Acts 26:5. Their very name meant “set apart.” However, all too often they clung to their own laws and traditions instead of God’s Law. Jesus rebuked them many a time as they were hypocrites and did not love truth nor followed it.

Why is it important to know about the Pharisees? Well, in Matt. 5:20 Jesus said:

“For I say unto you, that except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.”

The following were the main characteristics of the Pharisees:

(1) They threw aside God’s commandments and made the commandments of men and traditions into doctrines. (Mark 7:7-9).

(2) They were more concerned with outer purity rather than the purity of the heart. Jesus said that they cleaned the inside of the cup but inside their hearts were full of wickedness! (See Luke 11:39; Matt. 23:25, 27, and 28).

(3) They tithed on herbs, which is good but more important matters like justice and the love for God were overlooked. (See Luke 11:32; Matt. 23:23, 24). They strained out a gnat but they swallowed a camel. ((Matt 23:24)

(4) They loved the highest seats and public greetings in the market because they were selfish and wanted to be seen by people, to the point of enlarging the borders of their clothes. (Luke 11:43; Matt. 23:5-10; Mark 12:38)

(5) They made people fall. Jesus said that they were like hidden graves that made unsuspecting people fall in. (Luke 11:44).

(6) They did not want people to be healed on the Sabbath that God made for man but yet they would take out their ox if it fell in a pit on Sabbath. (Matt. 13:11-17).

(7) They burdened people with unnecessary traditions and did not raise a finger to help. (Luke 11:46; Matt. 23:4)

(8) They built the sepulchers of the prophets that their own ancestors killed. (Luke 11:47, 48; Matt. 23:29-31). In fact they killed Jesus. (See Matt. 12:14; 21:33-46; Matt. 27:20-22).

(9) They took away the key of knowledge. They blocked people from getting into heaven and they themselves did not get in. (Matt. 23:13, Luke 11:52; John 12:42, 43)

(10) They devoured widows’ houses! (Matt. 23:14)

(11) They said long prayers pretending that they were righteous. (Matt. 23:14)

(12) They went on land and sea to convert people and they made those converts twice a child of hell as themselves! (Matt. 23:15)

(13) They forbade people from swearing by the gold of the temple but they swore by the temple itself! (Matt. 23:16, 17)

(14) They talked and do not did not do anything. (Matt 23:3). They even praised God with their lips and their heart was far from Him. (Matt. 7:6).

(15) They were fools, blind guides and hypocrites. (Matt 23:16-25; Luke 11:44, 46; 12:1-3). John the Baptist called them vipers (Matt. 3:7).

(16) They loved to tempt, accuse and oppose Jesus. (Matt. 16:1; 19:3; Mark 8:11; 10:2; 12:13; Luke 6:7). They continuously tried to entangle Him in His talk (Matt. 22:15). Paul, who was a Pharisee, told of his own nature before his conversion:

"I (Paul) verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many things contrary to the name of Jesus of Nazareth."

So when he came on the scene after Jesus' ascension he persecuted the Christian Church.

(17) They asked for a sign to believe when many were already given. If given yet another sign they would not believe. (Luke 22:66, 67). Note that the incident mentioned in the given text was after three and a half years of Jesus working miracles, healing all types of diseases and even raising the dead!

(18) There is hope even for “Pharisees”. Acts 6:7 tells us what happened after Jesus went back to Heaven and His disciples preached after being filled with the Holy Spirit. It says:

“And the word of God increased; and the number of the disciples multiplied in Jerusalem greatly; and a great company of the priests were obedient to the faith.”

The Pharisee’s Prayer
Jesus told this parable to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and treated others with contempt: “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortionist, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.

The Pharisees had religion down. They dressed the part, looked the part, made up ridiculous rules and strove to follow them, assured that by following them, they were achieving holiness.

Jesus called them “whitewashed tombs.” They were beautiful on the outside; on the inside, they were full of dead people’s bones. (Matthew 23:27) Jesus wasn’t confused by them. He wasn’t tricked. He wasn’t fooled. He called them out. He said they were full of “all uncleanness.”

All of their religion got them absolutely nowhere with Christ. He wasn’t impressed. He knew they were hypocrites.
The Pharisee, in his prayer, commended himself to God. He gave God a little reminder of his own greatness. He pointed out the actions he did that he was sure earned him favor with God. He pointed out that he tithed, that he fasted. The Pharisee thanked God that he was not like the tax collector. The Pharisee thanked God that he was not an adulterer, which he was not an extortioner, which he was not unjust, that he was not like other men. He thanked God that he was better than anyone else. Because he was, right? He did all the right things. He said all the right things. These things made him better, right?

All our righteous deeds are like a polluted garment. (Isaiah 64:6)
I know Pharisees. They exist in modern times. They believe that by dressing a certain way, speaking a certain way, reading a certain way, walking a certain way, and listening a certain way, they earn more favor with God than the average person. They believe that true holiness is found in meeting an exceptionally high biblical standard. This standard, however, is never actually found in the Bible, contrary to what they may believe. It’s simply not there.
And so they conform. They mold themselves to fit the image they believe the Bible gives of true Christianity, of holiness. Over time, their views become more absurd and more extreme. The saddest part to me is this: they become more like the Pharisee in that they point at others who do not hold to their standard and say, “I’m glad I am not like that guy. I am glad that I have reached a level of holiness that man will never achieve. I am glad that I have never stolen, committed adultery, blasphemed, or lied. I am thankful that I tithe and fast. Thanks be to God that I am such a good person.” The modern Pharisee will pat himself on the back and go on his way unchanged, neglecting the fact that his best is merely putrefied, and moldy rags. He will neglect the fact that while, no, he isn’t committing adultery, he is judging his brother who is made in the image of God. He is partaking in pride. He is gluttonous. He is wrong.

The tax collector got it. He realized that he didn’t have to hold himself to a superficial standard, that God didn’t expect him to ever attain holiness through works. He realized that he could never attain salvation through works, either. He realized that he was dust, that his righteousness was putrefied rags. And so he could not even lift his eyes toward heaven. He merely begged God for mercy for his sinful, broken, depraved, unholy self.

Woes on the Pharisees and the Experts in the Law-

3 When Jesus had finished speaking, a Pharisee invited him to eat with him; so he went in and reclined at the table. 38 But the Pharisee was surprised when he noticed that Jesus did not first wash before the meal. 39 Then the Lord said to him, “Now then, you Pharisees clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside you are full of greed and wickedness. 40 You foolish people! Did not the one who made the outside make the inside also? 41 But now as for what is inside you—be generous to the poor, and everything will be clean for you.

42 “Woe to you Pharisees, because you give God a tenth of your mint, rue and all other kinds of garden herbs, but you neglect justice and the love of God. You should have practiced the latter without leaving the former undone.

43 “Woe to you Pharisees, because you love the most important seats in the synagogues and respectful greetings in the marketplaces. 

44 “Woe to you, because you are like unmarked graves, which people walk over without knowing it.” 

45 One of the experts in the law answered him, “Teacher, when you say these things, you insult us also.”

46 Jesus replied, “And you experts in the law, woe to you, because you load people down with burdens they can hardly carry, and you yourselves will not lift one finger to help them.

 47 “Woe to you, because you build tombs for the prophets, and it was your ancestors who killed them. 48 So you testify that you approve of what your ancestors did; they killed the prophets, and you build their tombs. 49 Because of this, God in his wisdom said, ‘I will send them prophets and apostles, some of whom they will kill and others they will persecute.’ 50 Therefore this generation will be held responsible for the blood of all the prophets that has been shed since the beginning of the world, 51 from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechariah, who was killed between the altar and the sanctuary. Yes, I tell you, this generation will be held responsible for it all.

52 “Woe to you experts in the law, because you have taken away the key to knowledge. You yourselves have not entered, and you have hindered those who were entering.” 53 When Jesus went outside, the Pharisees and the teachers of the law began to oppose him fiercely and to besiege him with questions, 54 waiting to catch him in something he might say, (Luke 11:37-53).

Most Christians use all of the above and apply it solely to hypocritical members of the church.  However based on Jesus’ own words, Jesus actually accuses the Pharisees of much greater sins than practicing the traditions of men. He also accused them of being descendants of those who murdered the prophets as we see in Revelation 2:9: 

I know your afflictions and your poverty—yet you are rich! I know the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan." 

We also see this in Revelation 3:9, when He speaks again directly to the Pharisees:

I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you!"

While the incessant debate rages on, concerning who is Israel, who is a Jew, who is a Pharisee, Jesus speaking directly to the Pharisees told them what distinguishes a person from being a member of His household, and who is not.

There are only two types of people in this world, those who believe and follow Him and His word, and those who don’t. Obviously, those who call themselves Jew, Israeli, Messianic or Zionist, who actively (and deceptively) are involved in crimes against humanity, breaking all of God’s commandments, and bent on world domination can technically and theoretically be called a “Pharisee” because they oppose Jesus Christ!  

If being a believer and follower of Jesus Christ, who questions any activity, motive or purpose that goes against God’s will, incites the phrase, “Anti-Semite,” so be it. Jesus was not afraid to question the motives of the Pharisees. Neither should His followers. Jesus looked them squarely in the face and told them what is required to be a member of His chosen people:

31 To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching,(AK) you are really my disciples. 32 Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”(AL)

33 They answered him, “We are Abraham’s descendants (AM) and have never been slaves of anyone. How can you say that we shall be set free?”

34 Jesus replied, “I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin.(AN) 35 Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever.(AO) 36 So if the Son sets you free,(AP) you will be free indeed. 37 I know you are Abraham’s descendants. Yet you are ready to kill me,(AQ) because you have no room for my word. 38 I am telling you what I have seen in the Father’s presence,(AR) and you do what you have heard from your father.”(AS)

39 “Abraham is our father,” they answered.  

“If you were Abraham’s children,” said Jesus, “then you would do the things Abraham did. 40 As it is, you are determined to kill me,(AU) a man who has told you the truth that I heard from God.(AV) Abraham did not do such things. 41 You are doing the things your own father does.”(AW)

“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”(AX)

The Children of the Devil

42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me,(AY) for I came from God(AZ) and now am here. I have not come on my own;(BA) but he sent me.(BB) 43 Why is my language not clear to you, because you are unable to hear what I say? 44 You belong to your father, the devil,(BC) and you want to carry out your father’s desire.(BD) He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.(BE) 45 Yet because I tell the truth,(BF) you do not believe me! 46 Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? 47 He who belongs to God hears what God says.(BG) The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

The Claims of Jesus About Himself

48 The Jews answered him, “Aren’t we right in saying that you are a Samaritan(BH) and demon-possessed?”(BI)

49 “I am not possessed by a demon,” said Jesus, “but I honor my Father and you dishonor me. 50 I am not seeking glory for myself;(BJ) but there is one who seeks it, and he is the judge. 51 I tell you the truth, if anyone keeps my word, he will never see death.”(BK)

52 At this the Jews exclaimed, “Now we know that you are demon-possessed!(BL) Abraham died and so did the prophets, yet you say that if anyone keeps your word, he will never taste death. 53 Are you greater than our father Abraham?(BM) He died, and so did the prophets. Who do you think you are?”

54 Jesus replied, “If I glorify myself,(BN) my glory means nothing. My Father, whom you claim as your God, is the one who glorifies me.(BO) 55 Though you do not know him,(BP) I know him.(BQ) If I said I did not, I would be a liar like you, but I do know him and keep his word.(BR) 56 Your father Abraham(BS) rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it(BT) and was glad.”

57 “You are not yet fifty years old,” the Jews said to him, “and you have seen Abraham!”

58 “I tell you the truth,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born,(BU) I am!”(BV) 59 At this, they picked up stones to stone him,(BW) but Jesus hid himself,(BX) slipping away from the temple grounds, (John 8:31-58).

Therefore, these bickering to heated debates concerning Israel and the Church, who is a Jew, who are God’s Chosen Children, who is an “Anti-Semite” can be resolved by understanding there are not various interpretations of God’s word that need be opined nor proffered. You are either with Christ, or you are not!

Obviously, those who willingly or unwittingly support criminal behavior of any kind, as those Christian Zionists (such as John Hagee, Hal Lindsey, Tim LaHaye and millions of their followers) who support the rogue state of Israel because they believe they are God’s chosen people (who will someday repent of their sins), are not on God’s side, whatsoever!

Many may claim to be Christian or Messianic who believe in Jesus Christ, and many can be self-proclaimed Israeli, Jew and Zionists, who do not believe Jesus is the true Messiah. Regardless, if they oppose the true word of God and support activities that go against His will, do qualify and can be called “Pharisee”, whether they like it or not!

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